Review: Power Girl #7

Power Girl #7 came out last week, another cutesy, disjointed take on 'Paige', a character that is supposed to be the Power Girl I have known and love for most of my life.

Last issue, writer Leah Williams brought Power Girl and Supergirl to Ferimbia, a mystical fairy tale land in another dimension. That was something of an issue with some fun potential that was wasted. Thankfully, this arc is only two issues, the story wrapping up here.

Here is what I'll say. If you have a long, solid run on a book with a good interpretation of the character, I am more apt to tolerate a two issue cutesy storyline. Just like if you have a solid run with a good interpretation of the character, I am more apt to tolerate a 'silent', 'through the eyes of the pet' cutesy issue as well.

The problem is that this is not a solid run with a good interpretation, And only 7 issues in we have had a silent 'through the eyes of a pet' issue AND a two part cutesy, other world story. That is three off-brand issues out of seven. Too much, too soon, not earned.

This issue also has similar problems that I have had with prior ones on this run. There are too many silly moments about food. There is an insert character who basically saves the day instead of the heroes. (In this case, since Omen isn't around to bail out the title character, we get a new 'Omen' instead.) Even though we are in a fantasy world, there are too many forced 'slice of life' moments. And what could have been an interesting focus of the story (comparing and contrasting Kara from 'Paige') is given exactly one moment.

As I said before, this whole thing reads like Williams wanted to do a Ferimbia story and shoved Power Girl and Supergirl into it.

Marguerite Sauvage is on art here but we aren't treated to her usual style. Since we are in a fantastic, silly fairy tale world, Sauvage gives her art a more cartoony polish. 

But here is the worst thing about this issue. I thought it was going to be my last. But the upcoming issues are tie-ins to House of Brainiac. So looks like I am going to stick around for a bit more. Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in.

Look, this comic is going to get a bad grade. But if you want to see particulars of the issue, read on.

This story only happens because of a bunch of crazy events which bring us there. Perhaps because they are too insane to actually show, we are told them in a bunch of silhouetted storybook pages. 

How did we get to this point?

The evil sorceress controlling everyone is Avice Stanislava, a mean girl intrigued by insect behavior.

Event 1: As a college professor, she did mind control experiments on her students. She was caught by Superman but allowed to go free because (and I'm not kidding) he didn't want to persecute a woman in STEM like society does. So Superman lets the villain go.

Event 2: This is the scientist Streaky stopped 2 issues ago. Stanislava escapes in a rocket into space.

Event 3: Queen Adrosis, the benevolent ruler of Ferimbia somehow detects Stanislava and brings her to Ferimbia. She even gives Stanislava a powerful magical item, a Path Amulet that allows transdimensional travel.

Event 4: Stanislava somehow realizes that she can incorporate magic into her insect mind control science, creates a magical crown that she puts on Adrosis. This puts Adrosis into a coma and drains Adrosis' magic into Stanislava.

Event 5: Using this, Stanislava enslaves all Ferimbia but wants more, so creates the Avalon drug to bring people from Earth to her.

All I can say is that is a lot of circumstances just stated without any way I can muddle through.

Why would Superman think Stanislava should be free?
Of all the spaceships in the DCU cosmos flying around, why did Adrosis grab Stanislava?
Why give Stanislava a powerful amulet?
How did Stanislava just 'include' magic into her science? How did she create a crown to drain and subdue? 

Why get more slaves?

The very infrastructure of the story is ludicrous.

And yes, I know I read this book about aliens who shoot lasers out of their eyes. But this plot is foolish. All these things had to happen inanely to bring us here.

Thus endeth this rant.

Even though this whole world is enslaved, our heroes still can complain about walking though. 

And even though they are there to stop an all-powerful evil sorceress, they thinking walking down the road makes sense.

Luckily, they stumble onto a small pocket of rebels. Enter the awesome ancillary character who must be better than our heroes.

Epione Pruxis, the storyteller ... and probable self-insert. Epione stays clear of the magic mind control and helps raise the free-willed children.

Let's have some cute moments!

One kid talks about how much he likes 'pelk', the equivalent of milk from the winged magical creatures. Another hits Power Girl in the cleavage with a pretend flail.

The heroes wonder if these 'mudrin' have nipples. 

We learn a group of mudrin is called a choir.

I suppose this is funny to some people. But it fell flat here.

I don't read Power Girl books, or super-family books, for this stuff.

The heroes get a makeover and hear that beginning story all over again.

The magic helm on Adrosis' head needs to be destroyed. And the Path Amulet needs to be destroyed.

The two decide to split up, even though the entire population are warriors for Stanislava.

Wouldn't destroying the helm break the spell alone? Wouldn't it be better to stick together? 

Sit down.

Here is the one good moment in the book.

Supergirl, dressed as a knight, has a moment of heroic contemplation as she tries to figure out how they can create a distraction.

Power Girl decides to run into action as the distraction.

Okay! Finally a little 'compare and contrast'! 

But see how everything is cutesy. While Kara thinks, we get the chibi 'Paige' strutting in the background with emojis.

Supergirl is overwhelmed by the enslaved drones and can't get to the Queen. 

But look! Even though just pages earlier Epione said she couldn't join the heroes because she'd succumb to the evil magic, she shows up to save Supergirl! Because Supergirl can't be the hero on her own. And of course, Epione can't succumb ...

And we get more nipple and 'choir of mudrin' talk. Because maybe I'll laugh if I read it again.

Supergirl destroys the helm.

Adrosis wakes and revokes the path amulet. (I guess they didn't need to split up!)

Blink and you miss it but Power Girl smashes the amulet even though she is powerless on this world.

Turns out some Earthlings would rather live in Ferimbia so don't return. Because it is a magical safe place for dreamers and yearners.

And of course Epione gets the last word.

I think I have said enough. 

Overall grade: F